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[11-30 19:54][Newbie]Stryder: Two dyslexics run into a bank and yell, 'Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a F**K up!'
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Icewolfz: none they dont have hands
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Forrest scratches his head.
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Thortol hears a lady in background 'Killed it'
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Thortol: Kiiiiillllllleeeed iiiit.
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Icewolfz: How do you get a Dwarf to climb up on the roof.
[11-30 19:55][Newbie]Icewolfz: Tell him 'the ale is on the house'.
[11-30 19:56][Newbie]Forrest: the pizza's on the roof.
[11-30 19:56][Newbie]Thortol: What do you call a fake noodle?
[11-30 19:56][Newbie]Thortol: An IMPOSTA
[11-30 19:57][Newbie]Void laughs.
[11-30 19:57][Newbie]Thortol: Dogs can't read your mind. But Cat-Scan
[11-30 19:58][Newbie]Icewolfz: How do you know if there's a Paladin in the party?
[11-30 19:58][Newbie]Icewolfz: Trust me, you'll know.
[11-30 19:58][Newbie]Icewolfz: What do you call a ranger without an animal companion?
[11-30 19:58][Newbie]Stryder: a lone ranger
[11-30 19:58][Newbie]Icewolfz: virgin
[11-30 19:59][Newbie]Icewolfz: What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean?
[11-30 19:59][Newbie]Icewolfz: Littering
[11-30 19:59][Newbie]Void: Roses are grey...Violets are grey....I'm a dog.....
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